Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Zionist Death Squirrels!

Iran's much-feared secret service has struck again, arresting 14 (count 'em, 14) squirrels on the grounds that the offending rodents are spies:,,30200-1274983,00.html?f=rss. This sounds like it should be a headline from The Onion or a story on The Daily Show, but amazingly, it is not.

And these are the people who we are supposed to be involving in the discussion about Iraq's future?

1 comment:

najistani said...

This development is being discussed in detail at

Apparently the squirrels were encouraged to enter Iran by evil Zionist, Imperialist, Joooooooish Mossad agents who told them that the country was 'full of nuts'.

There are also dire warnings of infiltration by Evangelical Crusader rabbits who can outbreed Muslims, and Holy Cows who are agents of the vile Hindus.