It's all HIS fault!

By far, the biggest domestic story in the United States right now is the California Wildfires which are burning out of control all over the southern part of the state, forcing the evaluation of tens of thousands of people: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071023/ap_on_re_us/california_wildfires. I haven't seen this slant on it yet, but it's only a matter of time: It's all President Bush's fault. You know that the Angry Left will not be able to control itself. So, let me save it the problem and just concede this one, okay? And just for good measure, here is a partial list of things that are also President Bush's fault, just to save the Lefties the trouble of creating their own list:

1) Global Warming
2) War (any war, not just the ones in Afghanistan and Iraq)
3) Terrorism
4) Cancer
5) AIDS
6) Heart Disease
7) Poverty
8) Death
9) My hair loss
10) The subprime mortgage crisis
11) The JFK Assassination
12) 9/11
13) The deforestation of the Amazon Basin
14) Nuclear Proliferation
15) Hurricanes (all of them, not just Katrina)
16) Violent videogames
17) Gun Violence
18) The actions of Durham County Prosecutor Michael Nifong in the Duke Lacross Case
19) Prison Overcrowding
20) Drought
21) Famine
22) Pestilence
23) All Ten Plagues
24) The otherwise inexplicable popularity of TV Reality Shows
25) The Bubonic Plague
26) The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941
27) The Holocaust
28) Sexism
29) Nazism
30) Fascism
31) Communism
32) Socialism
33) Racism
34) Colonialism
35) Imperialism
36) Genocide (all of 'em!)
37) The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
38) The failing Social Security System

If you can add to the list, let me know!