Friday, November 30, 2007

The Religion of Peace demonstrates its gentle side

Turns out that a 15-day jail sentence and deportation for the teacher who allowed her kids to name their teddy bear Mohammed is NOT enough for some Sudanese. No, they want her executed:,2933,314111,00.html. I could use adjectives like "primitive" and "barbaric", but why bother? Again, for all of you moral and cultural relativists out there, I challenge you to defend this.


Ogden said...

Sudan today, Dearborn tomorrow.

Mr Edward Behr said...

This insult cannot be forgiven. The woman must be publicly shot or beheaded as an example to others.

I am the secretary of the International Union of Teddy Bears, Fluffy Bunnies, Cuddly Toys and allied operatives.

As you may be aware, our union has millions of members throughout the world and representatives in every child's bedroom.

A major part of our duties consists of sleeping with children in an entirely innocent and comforting manner. For over a century parents have had absolute trust that they could put us to bed with their sons and daughters and they would not be harmed.

Imagine therfore our horror when we found that this 'teacher' had so corrupted her students as to associate one of our members with history's most notorious pedophile.

Off with her head!!!!

- Mr Edward Behr