What if they threw a campaign and nobody came?

Apparently, Ron Paul is STILL running for the Republican Presidential Nomination: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/05/AR2008050502314.html. I suppose that all of the non-Paulistinians out there (which is to say, pretty much everybody) are shocked to find this out. I know that I was!