Friday, April 25, 2008

Gallows humour

Many jokes have in them a grain of truth, which is why they are funny. This one really amused me...........

Subject: FW: The Biker and the Lion

A biker was riding by the zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back and let go of the girl. The biker then took her to her terrified parents, who thanked him endlessly.

A reporter saw the whole scene, and addressing the biker, said, 'Sir, this was the bravest thing I saw a man do in my whole life.''Why, it was nothing,' said the biker, 'really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.''I noticed a patch on your jacket,' said the journalist.

'Yeah, I ride with an Israeli motorcycle club,' the biker replied. 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist with the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the front page.' The following morning the biker bought the paper to see if it indeed brought out the news of his actions. On the front page was the headline:

'ISRAELI GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH'

1 comment:

serket said...

Very funny line, I liked how they called the lion an african immigrant and the child the lunch.